Yo so
When it snows my feet they bleed ‘cause my shoes have holes
And I can nay afford socks, no
Sometimes when its super cold out and rainin’ and stuff
I order Chinese food and when it comes I don’t tip the guy
I just take the food and kick him in the chest
When he lands on the floor I just lock him out
I don’t pay for the food or pay for the tip
I make him regret like his life, his job and shiat-like-that-su!
I spent last week in a hospital
What I thought was Flinstone vitamins was actually a birth control
And I shouldn’t have drank the whole botty-bottle
But I did
Oh sheesh y’all, ‘twas a dream!